Monthly Archives: August 2011

The weekend’s results analysed by The Stats Man

Julian Trantino

Round 23

Collingwood 132 defeated Fremantle 52

Key stat: Fremantle did not take a single mark inside 50 in the first half.

Comment: The Magpies’ defence was brilliant, particularly in the first half. They were too … Continue reading

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You can’t choose your family…or your Footy club!!!

By The Holy Boot

In case it escaped your attention pre-season, esteemed journalist Patrick Smith took the astonishing step of turning his back on four generations of Essendon-supporting tradition, trading the Bombers in for my club Richmond! Smith’s actions were … Continue reading

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The Lamb of Hawthorn

By The Iron Sock

Harry Gordon’s history of the Hawthorn Football Club, The Hard Way, is deceptively titled.  Looking through the book spines at the library, a football history boffin might be forgiven for thinking the book was devoted to … Continue reading

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ROUND 22 REVIEW

By The Stats Man

Hawthorn 78 defeated Carlton 66

Key stat: Defender Josh Gibson had 13 spoils, of which four created a Hawthorn possession and another seven killed the ball.

Comment: The Blues allowed Gibson to play as a loose … Continue reading

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Larrikins a shouting

By The Iron Sock

It’s timely that this week we should be dealing with the subject of larrikins and crowd behaviour in our historical article, given the furore surrounding crowd behaviour at the football this week and its stated deleterious … Continue reading

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ESSENDON TEAM OF THE DECADE 2000-20009

By The Forward Scout

B: Mark Johnson, Dustin Fletcher, Mark McVeigh

HB: Dean Solomon, Sean Wellman, Nathan-Lovett Murray

C: Brent Stanton, Joe Misiti, Jobe Watson

HF: Blake Caracella, Scott Lucas, Adam McPhee

F: Angus Monfries, Matthew Lloyd, Andrew Lovett

R: … Continue reading

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Round 21 Review

By The Stats Man

Collingwood 89 defeated St Kilda 70

Key stat: Collingwood gained 5832m to St Kilda’s 5565m. Leon Davis gained 929m – the third most by any player this season.

Comment: The Saints were punished for letting Davis … Continue reading

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Salute to Mr Malthouse

By The Winger

It’s rare, if ever that football supporters have the opportunity to cherish the final matches of their senior coach.

For most, it’s a long, arduous road of disappointment and big losses, which culminate in being given the … Continue reading

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Henry Skinner & South Melbourne FC

By The Iron Sock

South Melbourne was, like Collingwood, a very early and populous working-class suburb of Melbourne.  And like Collingwood, which was continually overwhelmed by waters overflowing from the burst winter banks of the noxious Yarra river. South Melbourne … Continue reading

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A Hard Year’s Plight

By The Holy Boot

*This article is 80% fictional and all “quotes” are artificial.

“It’s been a long cold lonely winter.”

These words, penned by the late George Harrison, the ‘quiet’ Beatle, have been bouncing around my head … Continue reading

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